Reply from Private MD LabsApr 4, 2024
Hi Dan,
If you do decide to try our services we'd be happy to assist with your next health checkup so you can see why we’ve earned our 5 star reviews :)
Regarding the comments in the review:
1. Small correction, we provide 8 $25 credits, not 7. Our customers, often get checked multiple times a year, and love these savings.
Big correction: All 8 $25 credits are deposited immediately into customers’ wallets, not over 7 years as you stated.
2. You said prices are 20% higher, but it may not be immediately obvious that we offer everyone a 15% off coupon. After applying a discount coupon and using a $25 credit we’re less expensive than alternative options.
Customers can save even more when they subscribe & save, which offers up to 26% off.
3. Google Maps showing our location in the ocean…
We should make it more clear on our website that we rent luxury yachts for all our patients because what could be more private than your own blood test appointment in the middle of the Pacific Ocean. Plus the rocking motion offers instant zen. But if you can contact Google and ask them why they mapped us in the middle of the Pacific Ocean even though they have our correct address that would be swell.
Here are 29 more reasons to choose us beyond our great prices and the fact that we’ve been doing this nearly 20 years…
1. Ultra-fast turnaround time at no extra charge, often overnight.
2. Super friendly customer support often replying in 1 hour or less, except weekends.
3. Over 4000 convenient locations to go for your checkup.
4. Too busy to call? Just text us. Our SMS support is fast too.
5. On your results, out of range issues are shown first on your report, right at the top so you don’t have to go looking for them.
6. Book your appointment right after checkout, and we'll take care of the rest.
7. We'll remind you with a text message the day before and morning of your appointment.
8. Easily add appointments to your calendar.
9. We provide an Apple Wallet pass for quicker check-in at the lab.
10. 99.99% accuracy.
11. The #1 most flexible and easy no questions asked refund / exchange policy, period.
12. Transparent pricing. No hidden fees.
13. We will send someone to your home for your checkup if you don’t want to visit a lab, at cost and where available.
14. Trend tracking: monitor your health over time with an easy-to-understand trend tracker.
15. Earn loyalty points with every checkup.
16. Pay however you like: Apple Pay, PayPal, Google Pay, credit card.
17. Make sure your health & life insurance premiums don’t go up or get canceled all together- we don’t share any info, and they won’t know what you’re testing for or what your results are.
18. We give you $200 when you place your first order (8 x $25 credits, valid for 7 years).
19. 1-minute fast checkout.
20. 2-click reorder from your account.
21. Confidential: no questions asked for lab orders, results stay private forever.
22. We’re real humans having real conversations via text or phone.
23. We give you a $200 credit for every single friend you refer back to us plus your friend also gets a $200 credit (8 x $25 credits, valid for 7 years).
24. Strong commitment to innovation and improving services based on your feedback.
25. Easy-to-understand results.
26. We make it easy for you to share your results with any professional right from your account, whether it is your doctor or fitness coach or anyone else.
27. Your blood is analyzed on the newest most advanced state of the art, scientifically proven machines on the market.
28. We are multilingual. Our full-time team members can help you in English or Spanish, Italian, French, and more languages coming soon!
29. Specific test names hidden in your receipt to submit to FSA/HSA. Increased privacy.
So, Dan, if you’re ready to set sail with us on this health adventure, let us know - we're here for you!