Jende IndustriesReviews of jendeindustries.com

Reply from Jende IndustriesApr 17, 2019

Yes, Tom has mastered the art of the lie he can convince you that you're a chicken, and he always suggests you transfer all your funds to Jende accounts in full. :)

Reply from Jende IndustriesApr 17, 2019

Thanks Kurt. We maybe should shut up with a 5 star review but.. We do not sale those :) we have knife sharpening gear of reed knives or chef gear?

Reply from Jende IndustriesApr 17, 2019

Thank you and we are very pleased we have tricked you so well it shows that we are getting better at faking it. Next stop world domination!

Reply from Jende IndustriesApr 17, 2019

We just lie about it that's what sets us apart. :)

Reply from Jende IndustriesApr 17, 2019

Thank you, we promise to try harder for you. We will make every effort to give you lots of issues, we do not feel it is right that you feel left out. :)

Reply from Jende IndustriesApr 17, 2019

Yes, we can instruct you on the back of a ceramic mug technique or the car window, We are so awesome it really is hard being us. We should take a few moments to just really get into how freakin awesome we really are but we fear this is not long enough and you really don't feel like reading a war and peace size post. :)

Reply from Jende IndustriesApr 17, 2019

We apologize and will work harder to make sure we steal items from your box before it ships next time. And we will for sure try to offend you some way so you can complain. It hurts us deeply to feel like we have failed you in this :)

Reply from Jende IndustriesApr 17, 2019

We are all sitting here scratching our heads wondering who you talked to because all of us are jerks here! :)